Producing stories on everything from political scandals to the hottest new bands, with gutsy reporting, stylish writing, and staffers who've won everything from the Society of Professional Journalists' Sigma Delta Chi feature-writing award to the Casey Medal for Meritorious Journalism. Mac Miller, you wordsmith! Seriously, how awesome is Lil B? Lil Wayne, "Black Republicans" "Rock star, flyer than an ostrich." Three strikes, you're out. We use cookies to collect and analyze information on site performance and usage, and to enhance and customize content and advertisements. Rhyme crimes: The 20 worst rhymes in song lyrics. This list will highlight only his solo work and exclude any of his group projects. But, Slug, I don't even play volleyball. The Zed Master is just on a whole other level of consciousness. Offering our readers free access to incisive coverage of local news, food and culture. But with local journalism's existence under siege and advertising revenue setbacks having a larger impact, it is important now more than ever for us to rally support behind funding our local journalism. We've got 43 rhyming words for worst » What rhymes with worst? You can't even comprehend, man. From puns to jokes at your mama's expense, these hilarious rap lyrics prove that rapping and being funny can go hand-in-hand. It's easy to pull one line from a homophobic tough-guy gangsta rapper that, on its own, makes him sound ravenously gay. 23. You can't even comprehend. 1 hit somehow. Wait, this line isn't stupid. Looking back at the best and worst novelty rap songs When rock-and-roll captured the hearts and souls of American teenagers in the 1950s, their parents responded with fury and proscription. He could sell headphones for the next 20 years and still go down in history as a hip-hop legend. How many different ways can Donald Glover say he has a big penis? I guess this line is supposed to be some kind of boast, but, honestly, can anybody explain what J. Cole is bragging about? What other big things can we compare his penis to? 48. 51. Unadulterated swag-babble. Speaking of sleeping in class, it looks like Jay Z missed basic astronomy in science class. First of all, in what circumstance would somebody who wasn't in Wu-Tang tell you that they were in Wu-Tang? Rhyme Crime: Not Quite a Rhyme / Awkward Syntax / English Subversion. Circulation, I guess that's why you're the one making number one albums. Atmosphere Murs and Brother Ali are great, but listen to Cormega, Big-L, Tupac, Ghostface-killah, Kendrick lamar. … Just a single lyric, two words that obviously don’t rhyme being forced together? Since it's not clear which calendar P is using, it practically neuters the threat. Dre is a master of formal logic. This is just an original Biggie verse that is popular and just rhymes so good. worst excesses of violence, misogyny, and commercialism. He had a No. Probably not the best boast Juelz … I feel badly for you that this is what you spend your time doing instead of going and listening to some real hip hop. It makes you sound like a comedian, and a bad one at that. I imagine, being so famous, he has to have had quite a few bad experiences sprinkled in with the good, but c'mon, man. Hooray for gender equality! "You're a child of destiny/You're the child of my destiny/You're my child with the child from Destiny's Child". Still, it sticks out every time you listen to "Second Round KO.". "I let you feel like the shit, but boy, you can't out-fart me.". But I chilled on the song, figuring that it was an eyesore that would soon fade away, like neon fanny packs. Get the latest Indie Rock news, features, updates and giveaways straight to your inbox. ©2020 Denver Westword, LLC. There are so many things other than harpoons that actually flow, highlighting why this is considered one of the worst rap songs of all time. Pure Rhymes – 60 rhymes Words that have identical vowel-based rhyme sounds in the tonic syllable. Twista has been featured on many popular songs, including some by fellow rap and hip-hop artists Chance the Rapper, Tech N9ne, and Busta Rhymes. It's easy to pull one line from a homophobic tough-guy gangsta rapper that, on its own, makes him sound ravenously gay. Kitty Pryde & RiFF RaFF - "Orion's Belt", "Olympic swimmers from Nigeria/Emeralds in my ears, so far from clear cause they resemble frozen lettuce/91 degrees out and buzzin', you ever seen melted lime jello?". Who else could possibly slip while saying "Never let me slip"? Maybe try taking an Imodium A-D and an Ex-lax, and see what happens. 91% Upvoted. What a joy to watch. We have collected more than 12000 raps. No matter how tempting, there's nothing funny about a Twin Towers joke. Not sure why this detail is important in Kanye and Jay's French adventure, but "filet" does rhyme with "cray." I'm not sure whether this image of an ass singing a capella is supposed to be beautiful in some way or sexy. I'ma get straight to the point." While other rappers were beating around the bush (pun intended) to try to figure out creative ways to say they go hard, Will.I.Am said, "Fuck it. Ok, Jay. "Now you get to watch her leave out the window/Guess that's why they call it window pain.". Maybe Timbaland is trying to educate us on the distinction between sleeping with your eyes closed and sleeping with your eyes partially or fully open, a medical condition known as lagophthalmos. I mean, it's debatable whether Lil B is trying a lot of the time, but he's not even trying to try here. So it only logically follows that an ostrich is gonna fly. You just put the pus in pussy. This hashtag rap thing is getting ridiculous. Juelz knew that an ostrich is a bird, and he knew most birds fly. Maybe they're just incredibly fearful of the number two, in which case, their math checks out. If quit rapping and started playing tennis, would that be good enough? We can't unhear shoddy lyrics, so we might as well laugh at them. 24 Two-Syllable Rhymes of Worst. Back on My B.S. Like most stories throughout the history of human civilization, most of rap’s stories are occa-sions to imagine alternate realities. Since we started Westword, it has been defined as the free, independent voice of Denver, and we would like to keep it that way.